* drawn in MS Paint circa 1998 *
Before we waste toner, verify you are a real human employee candidate.
Read the document. Sign in the required ink on the line (you may scribble anywhere on the pad).
IT requires proof you are not a robot. Check the box, then complete the challenge.
Verifying you are not a robot...
Pump up and down to speed up verification.
Select all squares with PARROTS:
Explain why you would be a good fit for this company.
* You need at least 600 words.
Prompt: Why would you be a good fit for this job?
We need to know your memory to make sure you are fit for the job. Watch the lights, hear the tones, repeat the pattern. Pass all 7 rounds.
HR must verify you are lucky enough for this company. Slide the trigger down on each spin. Land $$$ to continue.
$$$ = advance | *** = start over | &&& = nothing | mixes = spin again
Beat the HR training bot in pong. First to 5 points wins — but don’t let the bot reach 5.
Click the court to start. Mouse or W / S — reach 5 points before the bot does.
Answer all 7 questions. 3 strikes and you instantly fail.
Strikes: 0 / 3
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
think outside the box
Drag the stickman to your answer.
(I cant see myself in 10 years)
Final identity confirmation before HR continues your file.
HR is watching how you handle workplace ethics.
Your workmate is stealing money from the company. What do you do?
[ Press Z or Enter ]
Press SPACE when the bar is in the green zone!
Move your mouse into the green circle and hold still!
Pump the pump to finish the attack!
Pump 0 / 5
Attack 1 of 3
[ Press Z or Enter ]
Arrow keys — dodge the homing cash! 3 lives.
Scrub, serve, and eat two steaks on the plaid counter. You have 30 seconds total.
Hold and drag the sponge to scrub. Serve steak when clean, then click once to eat.
0:30
Scrubbed: 0%
HR's bot (O) moves first with perfect play. Only a real win beats it — ties don't count. You have 3 minutes.
3:00
Bot goes first. Watch its move…
Bot uses the always-win book. RETRY restarts the board. NEXT unlocks at 2:00 on the clock.
Draw a circle around the dot. Score 80% or higher. You get 10 tries.
Tries left: 10
Draw a circle around this
Start on the ring you want — the shadow shows your target. Line color = how round you are.
Your cursor draws a black trail. Reach the green. Never touch the red.
Box 1 / 4
Go to the START circle (left) to begin drawing.
Final question. HR needs to verify your situational awareness.
How many times have you clicked on this page so far?
Left clicks only. Count every left click since you opened this application.
YOU WIN
You are provisionally employable.
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